Dejstva o Chucku Norrisu
Objavil agarwaen, dne 30.08.2007
Ko sem prebral post o neustavljivi Levinji, mi je Buba v komentarjih dal idejo. 
Chuck Norris je bil v mojih otroških letih eden izmed najljubših igralcev. Vedno mi je blo všeč kako je z vsemi pometel kot s cunjami. Zato sem se odločil, da prepišem nekaj dejstev o neustrašnem Chucku. Here it goes…
10 najbolj popularnih dejstev1 po izboru strani chucknorrisfacts.com
- Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Tukaj pa še nekaj dejstev, ki so meni bolj všeč kot nekatera izmed teh TOP10.
- Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
- Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
- Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
- Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
- Chuck Norris’ smile once brought a puppy back to life.
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
- When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
- Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
- Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.2
- A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse3 Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Sej jih je še veliko več pa si jih kar sami preberte na chucknorrisfacts.com, da ne bom js tuki preveč dolgovezil. Bom raje prilepil še en filmček o tem, kako je Chuck Norris prebral dejstva o sebi…
Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris…
Chuck Norris FTW!
lp, agarwaen
30.08.2007 ob 07:57
Odlično!
30.08.2007 ob 08:23
30.08.2007 ob 09:01
haha tudi malo mi ni podoben,no mogoče po moči..
30.08.2007 ob 09:13
My favourite:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed as this kind of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
30.08.2007 ob 09:18
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
haha, zmaga
ampak my favourite 2:
- When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet - water gets Chuck.
- Chuck Norris is already dead. The problem is, death is afraid to tell him.
30.08.2007 ob 09:28
Irena, Rado -
Levinja, ja res ti ni
Malce bolj poraščen je…
Buba, Erzo - Velik je še teh, ki so meni bolj všeč pa sem sam prvo stran prebral pa sm se že pri teh tok smejal, da sm jih kar prlepu not
Tile TOP10 sploh niso tok dobri. Že tisti so boljši k jih sam Chuck prebere. Pa so še boljši, sam poiskat jih je treba.
30.08.2007 ob 09:35
chuck norris je zmagal steno v pinkponku. dvakrat!
30.08.2007 ob 09:42
@agarwaen
vem vem, sem šel vse skoz - 2x
- semle sem le svoj delček pristavil zraven 
31.08.2007 ob 11:25
tem se zmeri znova narežim
tudi nekatera janša facts na jokerjevem menjalniku so zakon 
31.08.2007 ob 21:05
Tale je tudi dober: “Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.”
Nekaj jih je še tukaj, ja tudi jaz sem odraščal ob gledanju filmov Chuck Norrisa
1.09.2007 ob 15:27
čak noris je itak najboljši
haha
3.09.2007 ob 14:53
Jesus can walk on water, b ut Chuck Norris can walk on jesus